How To Google Your Yahoo With SEO Content Writing Or Learn To Geshmugen Your Geshmoigen
59SEO Content Is Like Having Your Very Own Pet Google
SEO Content Writing, What is it? And does it want to date my daughter?
This is an article inspired by the debate I've been reading about here on HubPages and elsewhere on the blogosphere about the SEO Content style of writing.
Here's what it isn't, SEO does not stand for Sexy Enterprising Orgasms as I had once hoped it might, found that out the hard way at Victoria Secrets the other day. Nope.
SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization, sort of a way to groom your Google so to speak. Google certainly lends itself to innuendo doesn't it? Why is that? To reiterate, SEO Content writing is writing especially for Hubs and Blogs used to increase hits on your articles from search engines. Bolding your main keyword, at least once in every article as in SEO Content, boosts your articles ratings for that keyword. So that's why they do that! I used to think it was only for arbitrary assertiveness as in, hey good lookin'!!!
Anyway there are a plethora of ways to optimize your articles for search engines. Researching here on HubPages is always a good start. I finally decided to try a little harder after reading this thoroughly detailed article by fellow Hub writer girly_girl09 entitled:
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The main piece that I would like to add to this toothpick sculpture of knowledge, is that you have to balance the writing you do in an SEO Content style versus a non-SEO Content style. In order to do that there is one main concept you need to understand about keywords. To get your article to creep a little higher up the Google ranks (there it is again!) you need to not only use proper, researched keywords, but you also have to repeat them a few times within the content of your article. Thus SEO Content can become a redundant nightmare, a blemish upon your style to be sure.
After awhile, if you're not careful, you might start to sound like Bob Dole ordering a fish fry with an SEO Content special sauce. "Bob Dole would like the SEO Content sauce, because Bob Dole likes the SEO Content sauce. Bob Dole is tired and needs to go take a nap at Bob Dole's house after this meal. Bob Dole thanks you."
It's not so much a balancing act between first and third person as I desperately tried to convey in my rendering of the SEO Content Sauce anecdote above. It's more a balancing act of how to include your main keyword enough, with out completely overwhelming the article with a barrage of repetition which I think I may well be on the way to doing with this bag of words. Sigh. There is a purgatory here though.
It's like the character Quagmire said in the cartoon Family Guy when a woman he was dating thought they were going to get married he responded, "I only told you that so you would Geshmugen my Geshmoigen."
Certainly there must be a way to get a little of what you want from both the solicitous side and the creative side of things right? Isn't there a respite for creatives somewhere? Certainly massive corporations and war profiteers aren't the only entities on this planet allowed to make a buck? As writers we have the choice to write without any search engine optimization, and make beautiful and lyrical but woefully unknown diatribes. Or we can pepper our pages with a bit of SEO Content and pray our peers don't piddle on our parade. Alliteration aside, I hope you're beginning to catch my drift.
Don't be caught with your pants down when you escape to your secret place and steal some time away to Google your Yahoo. You have to decide when enough is enough. You have to camouflage your salacious verbiage with your solicitous desires. Only then will you be able to write with magnets on your words and subject matter intact.
Oh, and I almost forgot, SEO Content writing does not want to date my daughter.
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double greenery again, sorry
Have you checked the stats on those hubs with the red arrows? Are the hits coming from someplace other than hubpages? for the SEO purpose of this article, that's what you need to look for (I think).
Great hub by the way. Very honest. Good luck with your struggle to go good or go google. (Maybe you can work though your hubs to get both)
Great article man... I have searched a lot for trying to optimize and increase traffice and never knew about bolding things. Thanks... I will try that from now on.
William H. Cobb
the bolding technique is only good for quickly seeing your competitions money words and quickly taking them for oyur own use ;) Its ugly and mostly pointless.
The problem with SEO content and related tutorials is the general failure of those being tutored. Half assed "bob dole" content is not necessary, language and voice are still valuable in online writing. A properly optimized article should not be discernible from a standard piece of writing. But, web content in general is more likely to be reactive to the common web user who is short in attention span and low in comprehension skills.
another sad side effect, which you can see here at hubpages, is a blind leading the blind effect. One reader learns (thinks they learned) a new technique or concept, a week later they are rewriting the article that taught them the concept. Each copy degrades like an online game of telephone.
then, voila, 500 more articles on "why ipod good"
haha!! :D most entertaining hub on geshmoigens i ever read...
Thanks Ben. Good info. I have yet to figure why my my most frequently visited hubs have no adsense ads at all. I continue to tweak to no avail. No sex, no porn, but no adsense either. Very frustrating.
I believe that research is key to good article writing. Too many just throw together an article just to get it on the web for back links. take your time and write a quality article.
Great choice of picture in that sign, tee hee! Nice way to start a morning!
Oh, BTW it is my understanding that Google tweeks the way they rank pages constantly because the equivilant of scammer/scrapers keep trying to match it.
Whatever!
Great picture to start a new morning.
I am still trying to make sense of adsense, search engines and the money making possibilities of hub pages. I have not even attempted to use adsense yet. I really did not sign-up to hub pages for the money making capabilities it offers, although it would be nice to make some extra cash while I write. My main goal is to emphasis my book and hopefully garner a following that would be interested in it and want to buy a copy for their very own and it looks like my plan has succeeded. I have one taker! One person who has actually inquired as to where they can purchase my book. Ha! Ha! Ha! Well, it is a start anyway, sigh.
The thing is I was hoping more people would want to read what I wanted to write about. I think I am wrong about this as well. It seems diversity is what is popular. I will keep plugging away at the event planning stories and write articles about other subjects that I really have no interest in all in the name of luring more readers to my hub pages. Thanks for sharing. You have loaded my brain with more food for thought. Teresa
I enjoyed reading your hub and wit. Not only will I keep your suggestions in mind for my Hubpage articles, but it is also valuable advice for my personal websites. I don't believe using SEO is all about making money, having people read your articles is just as rewarding! - Thanks
i just like what i just read but just that you are being deplomatic in your writing

















Green Lotus Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago
hey Ben. This is one of your bestest hubs and soo funny. I felt compelled to dash away to all my own Hubs just to add those all important BOLD keywords and maybe to throw in a few more, but you know, your Bob Dole theory stopped me. The esoteric question of the day is - what's more ego driven?..moving up the Google ladder or needing to write superior Hubs?